If Lenin were alive he’d absolutely be a poster
His main schtick would be whipping up posts that look bizarre out of context, and are still a slight leap even with context, and he’d get banned every couple of weeks for sectarianism and have to create a new account while the mods just sort of look the other way on the ban evasion offenses because his posts are too entertaining.
so BMF?
possibly a shitposter even
sorry for party rocking
Party rockers don’t apologize
His main reaction would be
I’m not so sure. About 40% of us yeah probably.
I’m mainly joking.
Hit up the Akashic records, going to like fifth he’d be
and probably be banned his first day in for debate broing or sectarianism. He would be a glorious, fiery poster.It would be really funny if Lenin was a Maoist
I just imagine him debate broing everyone right out the resurrection gate.
banned in a day for asking stupid questions about trans people
lenin would 1000% write a polemic against us for being distorters of marxism and hed be right
Necromancy.
You mean necromaincy
I think he read it already, he repeats a lot of the things we say here in his books.
more beanis posting
If I knew Lenin had seen my posts I would sleep in a bed in the Nether (in Minecraft)
We get the Hexbear’s best and brightest together to work on a time machine so we can abduct him from the past.
…wait no they’d probably implode after a struggle session about the ethics of time travel.
how do we get Hexbear to read Lenin?
No we did that already thats why this thread.
you could len me a few bucks, that might motivate me
Do a seance with Lenin’s corpse then aimlessly walk around with some picture from hexbear out on your phone (it’s ppb of course) asking if he can see it and snickering.
Real. Question. Asker.
