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When hearing it secondhand doesn't cut it

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    [off topic]

    Hitler is having a bad day at the office. He goes out to take a stroll. He sees Himmler walking along, giggling to himself.

    “What’s so funny?”

    “Oh, mein Fuhrer I just heard the funniest joke.”

    “I could use a laugh right now, tell it to me.”

    “Are you kidding? I had to shoot the guy who told it to me.”

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      Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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        https://youtu.be/9-qyBGZmHwY

        Why the best comedy isn’t funny…

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      “Man macht keine Witze über den Holocaust.”

      “Oh, ich vergaß.”

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        Härter vergessen

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      I get it, I ain’t laughing, but I get it.

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        I don’t, please help.

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          My guess is that the joke was at Hitler’s expense so Himmler declared the jokester guilty of treasonous hilarity

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            Not my interpretation of the punchline.

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              Maybe that’s why you weren’t laughing? 🤷

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