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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

Anon can't sleep

sh.itjust.works

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Anon can't sleep

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago
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    general practitioners hand it out like candy to anybody who’s having trouble sleeping. mine sent me to a shrink because he wasn’t comfortable perpetually filling trazodone for me but he offered me Ambien

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      You don’t hear horror stories about it anymore. Who was it that almost drove off a cliff? Jack Nicholson?

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        There was also that lady that drove to a gas station on ambien and had sex with a stranger then woke up the next morning and thought she had been raped

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          Holy shit

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        It was given out promotionally then. My GP gave me a free sample that the ambien company dumped on him.

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        he considered it a psych drug. this is the same Doctor who would ask me if I wanted a prostate exam or not during my physical. like who asks that? nobody wants one, but at a certain age everybody needs one every year. found out later it’s because he was a germaphobe

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          “at least buy me a dinner first”

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