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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

Anon goes to the store after turning 18

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Anon goes to the store after turning 18

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago
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    8 months ago

    Causes instant death but also addiction? They resurrect me and I immediately go for another can of air duster.

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      I guess being dead was just better.

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      High so addictive not even death results in ingervention

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      Totally guessing but im sure its similar to people saying “Try coke once and you could die!”. Technically true, if your coke is laced with Fent. Maybe get too high of a concentration in your air duster and you simply die?

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        Guessing some people suffocate, they get too high, keep huffing and forget to breathe.

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      *not always all at once

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