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johny|five@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Ready to party?

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Ready to party?

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johny|five@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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  • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io
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    I don’t think I want to party with those guys. I might fall out a window or something.

    • Paradachshund
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      Yeah and you’re gonna have to pretend to laugh at their jokes

  • magnetosphere@fedia.io
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    Later, you can claim that they fell out of a window.

    • swag_money@lemmy.world
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      something something defenestrate dictators

      • magnetosphere@fedia.io
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        Decisively, delightedly, defenestrate dictators!

        • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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  • Vuraniute@thelemmy.club
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    translation: “would YOU open [the door]!?”

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    The Beastly Boys

  • db2@lemmy.world
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    I’m not in to dudes.

    • swag_money@lemmy.world
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      I’m not in two dudes… yet

  • roboto@feddit.org
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    Looks like a vibe, what could possibly go wrong

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    Ill take the shots first, at them, then definitely party

  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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    OK which world leader is bringing the best booze or food to the party?

    • Blyfh@lemmy.world
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      My guess is on the Finnish leader. She’s the only one I know of who has been to a party at least.

    • magnetosphere@fedia.io
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      My money is on Putin bringing the most expensive, but not necessarily the best tasting. Like caviar.

  • edric@lemm.ee
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    Check out the band Nuclear Power Trio featuring those two in the OP and obviously you can guess who the third one is.

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