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minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoFlying was invented by standing up, and then standing up again before sitting down.
minus-squareUnleaded8163@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoNo, you’ve got it all wrong, flying was invented when someone tripped, fell, got distracted, and forgot to land.
minus-squarevrighter@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoall you have to do is try to hit the ground and miss!
minus-squaremorrowind@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoNah that’s just floating. Haven’t mastered that one yet
Flying was invented by standing up, and then standing up again before sitting down.
No, you’ve got it all wrong, flying was invented when someone tripped, fell, got distracted, and forgot to land.
all you have to do is try to hit the ground and miss!
Nah that’s just floating. Haven’t mastered that one yet