I often think of the Wu Tang member who got high on PCP and decided to cut his dick off because testosterone made him make bad decisions. He said for years that one day he was just gonna cut if off, and he finally did one day. He stood by his decision even when he sobered up, years afterwards even.

I wish there was more PCP where I live.

• I’d make that deal. How 'bout you Utivich, you make that deal?
• I’d make that deal.
• I don’t blame ya! Damn good deal!