Damn, how many loads do you have to blow for those two things to be comparable? And that’s assuming serious Tradcath

I think The Onion got access to the lathe again.

Really burying the lede there

that is an incredible headline. the spell craft of a true wizard.

Memory is stored in the balls

Mark, just buy yourself a gooncave, you can probably afford it, geez

We are LOSING to THAT!