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minus-squarelugal@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up165·9 months agoBikes have no windows and can move. There doesn’t seem to be any correlation whatsoever. Fascinating
minus-squareRevan343@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up87·9 months agoBy that logic it’s the wheels that make both the car and the bike move. Which isn’t…entirely wrong, but I wouldn’t say it’s correct. I know! Let’s try putting wheels on a house
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·9 months agoWhich can move! Ho-ly shit. There might be something to this “wheel.”
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·9 months agoTell that to rats and gerbils.
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·9 months ago… Those things move all the time
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoAnd are stationary at the same time. 😉
minus-squarelugal@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months ago… without wheels. Wheel theory once and for all debunked by a proponent. How ironic
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoPerhaps the wheels charge them tho
minus-squarelugal@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoHow is everyone so obsessed with wheels? Here in the South, we say wheels don’t move people. Vehicles with wheels do.
minus-squarenetvor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoSometimes the windows need just a little bit of help.
minus-squareHuschke@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·9 months agoYou’re on to something. Boats have steering wheels and they can indeed move.
minus-squarepaholg@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoBut what of the mysterious seaplane?
minus-squarelugal@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·9 months agoI didn’t say it’s wheels and it doesn’t even make sense once you think about it. Wheels are connected to the ground. Moving is all about getting to another ground. If anything, wheels hold you back.
minus-squarelugal@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·9 months agoWith people who share my sense of humor
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months agoBicycles is my favorite greek philosopher
minus-squareHyphlosion@donphan.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months agoWhat if bikes DO have windows, but every time you’ve seen a bike, the windows were just rolled down?
minus-squarelugal@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-29 months agoThat would change everything Edit: it’s also unfalsifiable which doesn’t make it wrong but you should bear it in mind
Bikes have no windows and can move. There doesn’t seem to be any correlation whatsoever. Fascinating
By that logic it’s the wheels that make both the car and the bike move.
Which isn’t…entirely wrong, but I wouldn’t say it’s correct.
I know! Let’s try putting wheels on a house
You invented RV’s.
Which can move! Ho-ly shit. There might be something to this “wheel.”
Tell that to rats and gerbils.
… Those things move all the time
And are stationary at the same time. 😉
… without wheels. Wheel theory once and for all debunked by a proponent. How ironic
Perhaps the wheels charge them tho
How is everyone so obsessed with wheels? Here in the South, we say wheels don’t move people. Vehicles with wheels do.
No, literal houses.
Sometimes the windows need just a little bit of help.
You’re on to something. Boats have steering wheels and they can indeed move.
But what of the mysterious seaplane?
It still has cogwheels.
I didn’t say it’s wheels and it doesn’t even make sense once you think about it. Wheels are connected to the ground. Moving is all about getting to another ground. If anything, wheels hold you back.
I bet you’re fun at parties
With people who share my sense of humor
Bicycles is my favorite greek philosopher
What if bikes DO have windows, but every time you’ve seen a bike, the windows were just rolled down?
That would change everything
Edit: it’s also unfalsifiable which doesn’t make it wrong but you should bear it in mind