s08nlql9@lemm.ee to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 3 months agoGod has a plan... and it's badi.ibb.coimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1104arrow-down15file-textcross-posted to: dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
arrow-up199arrow-down1imageGod has a plan... and it's badi.ibb.cos08nlql9@lemm.ee to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square14fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
minus-squareborth@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·3 months agoNot only that, but God would end their life by blowing them all up with magic bombs, if those pesky “good” people would just get out of the city; because we all know God doesn’t like collateral damage.
minus-squares08nlql9@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoGod: Son, get out of the city, I’m gonna blow them up Man: But God… im a democrat God: You son of a… boom boom boom And God destroyed the city of Chicago and promised to his children to never again curse the humans unless they are democrats
Not only that, but God would end their life by blowing them all up with magic bombs, if those pesky “good” people would just get out of the city; because we all know God doesn’t like collateral damage.
God: Son, get out of the city, I’m gonna blow them up
Man: But God… im a democrat
God: You son of a… boom boom boom
And God destroyed the city of Chicago and promised to his children to never again curse the humans unless they are democrats