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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 个月前

Pizza! Pizza!

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Pizza! Pizza!

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 个月前
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  • 4oreman@lemy.lol
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    Nah, can’t be fat.

    • modifier@lemmy.ca
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      Conversely, store precious calories while we can?

    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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      Should the meme be true, this is the most responsible route. On the flip side, pizza may become scarce, so enjoy it while it lasts.

      This is a fucked up choose your-own-adventure game.

      • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Pizza dough is super easy to make.

        The hardest part will be securing a cheese source and dairy free cheese source for my wife.

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          Yeah I’m in the dairy free boat as well. Though sometimes I consider it optional and then hate everything.

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            She’s allergic, and epipens are still too expensive.

            Stay strong, also the less fake cheese you use the better they come out.

    • wondrous_strange@lemmy.world
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      Just do drugs

      • 4oreman@lemy.lol
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        That’s good advice tbh

    • SpaghettiYeti@lemmy.world
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      Getting fat now means longer hold out for the start before you need to venture out

    • No_Eponym@lemmy.ca
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      Rule #1: Cardio

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      Speak for yourself.

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    This is the most pro-capitalism meme I’ve seen in a while.

    • return2ozma@lemmy.worldOP
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      Get your pizza from a local pizza farm instead.

      • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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        10 个月前

        thin-crust oven-baked hand-tossed organic gluten-free farm-fresh free-range vegan locally-grown pizza for me, thx

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    I just watched A Quiet Place Day One last night, and now this pops up on my feed. Is Lemmy tracking my activity?

    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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      No, but I am.

  • Paradachshund
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    I’m allergic to it 😔

    • Crikeste@lemm.ee
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      There’s gotta be some greasy comfort food you aren’t allergic to, homie. What about a fat stack of taquitos? Or 20 chicken nuggets all to yourself?

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        Taquitos are a go. I’m allergic to wheat and cows milk. Basically Italian food is out entirely (tragic I know)

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          Damn that is such a bummer, I’m sorry. I’m curious though, what would you say is your favorite ‘safe’ food? Seems like eastern cuisine would have lots of options for you.

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            Yeah many Asian cuisines are great for me (especially the ones with primarily rice/sweet potato noodles). Mexican is also pretty easy.

            I’m lucky in that neither allergy is super serious, so I don’t have to avoid soy sauce or butter. Milk fucks me up though, and bread/pasta.

            Gluten free has also come a long way since I was a kid, and since it’s only cows milk I can still eat goat or sheep cheese. Sadly all of that is really expensive in the US for some reason. I was super annoyed when I went to the rural UK and found that goat and sheep cheese was exactly the same price as cow cheese there.

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          deleted by creator

          • Paradachshund
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            Now you’re speaking my language 🥢

    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world
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      to what part?

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        See my other reply

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    I’m on the brink of collapse so I eat crab Rangoon.

    (jk I can’t afford crab rangoon)

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    People gunna be flabbergasted when we still kickin it 30 years from now and eating pizza had no consequences.

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    it ain’t a bad day if I can have pizza

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    This is how I feel about Little Caesars.

  • Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    https://youtu.be/npa8qUNEIFY here’s a catchy song

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