• Krem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    3 months ago

    vegan cheese is good now. comment “cheese” to get my completely new and revolutionary cheese recipe in your dms

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    soak an expensive amount of raw cashews in water and blend them with nutritional yeast and for some reason stinky ass garlic powder because cheese should smell like ass and old garlic for some reason. there you go, totally good wallpaper glue that smells like taint sweat, only cost you 57 euros

    there’s actually some good corporate cheeses but who cares