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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

Anon goes to the gym

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Anon goes to the gym

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago
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    9 months ago
    1. Be hot
    2. Don’t not be not
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      *1. Be ATTRACTIVE *2. Don’t be not ATTRACTIVE.

      You don’t have to be hot to be attractive.

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        Exactly. As long as you’re not horribly ugly (1. Don’t be a slob 2. Shower, brush your teeth, wear clean clothes) the right personality will beat looks. Being funny, like legitimately witty funny, will go miles

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      Or if you’re not hot, be attracted to people who are also not hot. This is where I have failed in life.

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        That’s hot.

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