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ingalls to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 9 months ago

Meh burger

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Meh burger

ingalls to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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    I’ll have the burger whose contents are stacked too high to eat comfortably and spill out when you try to bite it, please

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      With a wooden stick in it half the height of the burger, if you could.

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        The stick is so it doesn’t fall apart on the way to the table, after that it’s your responsibility

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        And your choice of IPA, Hazy IPA, West Coast IPA, XPA, or lemon squeezed on ice and a dash of ginger ale.

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      Sure thing, is an inch-thick slice of tomato okay or did you want thicker?

    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      It comes out with a dull ass steak knife stabbed through the top

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      Burgers need to be wider, not taller.

      When I’m the King I will mandate this.

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        You have my vote.

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          No one will vote for me, I’ll take the throne with sheer bloody force.

          But I appreciate the sentiment.

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      at the point where your cutlery becomes necessary to eat your burger unless you pig-trough it you have failed at making a burger

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      UK: Is there any other way?

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      Craziest Burger and shakes I’ve ever had were in Boston.

      Boston Burger Company

      Adding Portland to my list now.

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        I love BBC.

        Havent heard of this place though, Ill check it out

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          I also love BBC! Never been to Boston, though.

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            BBC is the best! I love their radio stations.

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