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Chris@feddit.uk to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish ·
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It's the little things that matter

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It's the little things that matter

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Chris@feddit.uk to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish ·
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Crosspost from here: https://lemmy.world/post/18318594

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  • NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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    OI, OP! Do you ave a loicense fur dis ere meme?

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    I’ll take a nationalism meme. Uh, and Pepe

    Feeling brave today, are we?

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      Is it nationalism when it is about not being from a place? 🤔

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    Accessible healthcare and freedom from gun crime is SUCH a burden. Dodged the bullet there; proverbially, of course, as bullets are more an American thing.

    • Wilzax@lemmy.world
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      Y’all shit the bed on Brexit though. Imagine if the US let Texas leave

    • Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com
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      But at least I’m not required to drink tea.

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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        Yeah just because you lot can’t make tea. I get it, it’s hard, it’s boiling water on leaves, it’s like two whole steps.

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          Lol you got me. The first step of opium wars in China is just so hard for me.

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      • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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        Remind me of the date and I’ll tell you where the 1-7 daily mass shootings in America were for that day.

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        Did they catch you?

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        Ah yes, that singular anecdote definitely cancels out the actual statistics on the subject.

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          Anyway everyone knows London doesn’t count as part of the UK.

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        I’ll bet that every single place named Tower Bridge in the USA has had a shooting incident. Probably in the last year.

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    • Renacles@lemmy.world
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      Laughs in EU

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      I agree. Getting stabbed by a gang of children is definitely better.

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        For every case, it’s easier to flee X number of kids with knives vs X number of kids with guns.

        The “oh knives aren’t safe either so toss the entire argument” has always been a bit of a sad joke.

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        The US also has a higher rate of stabbings per capita than the UK though.

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    At least drop me a little something like that if you can’t even think of a new title lmao

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      Sorry, I did a crosspost, but because there was no text it didn’t put anything in the post body 🙁. I’ve added a link to the original post now, won’t happen again slaps wrist

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        You are forgiven! Still leave a meme tho, it’s like leaving cookies for Santa

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    Still not what? Britsh?

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      Can’t you read? Brasterisktsh.

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      Btsh, Brtsh, Brrtsh, Brrrtsh, Brrrrrrrrrtsh all match the regexp. (British doesn’t match regexp or glob though)

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    Extra funny that’s it’s said by a 'Murican. That’s objectively worse.

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    4channer must have got bit by a member of the royal family

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    Britian pre-brexit kicked ass!

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      Eh.

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    Did ya strain yourself coming up with the title?

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    Once we clean up all these hotels this countries going places again.

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    Everyone gets so bent out of shape when something isn’t Anti-American. If this had read:

    wake up

    still not Amer*can

    day improves noticably (sic)

    You’d all be dunking your crumpets in your tea and flicking your bean to the monarchy.

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      Unironically yes, and I’m not even British.

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