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Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

Robots are the future

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Robots are the future

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Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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    So, I thought it was trying to locate the power socket on the wall and plug itself in. This was great.

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    And then it…

    Wheeee!

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      Might be the best pepe

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    Walking toilet barges into room, starts pissing everywhere

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    I like the paradox of the thing having a laser for precision.

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      are others here too young to know?

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    What the fuck is this thing going to do … Oh

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    It was working quite well up until the part where it started jizzing paint everywhere for no reason

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    WTF did I just watch?

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    Pollockbot - 3000

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    What is this?

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      a shitty robot

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        What is it supposed to be for

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          Shittiness

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            But what was it intended to do

            Edit: fill the holes?

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              Be shitty

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    Just like my Harbor Freight paint sprayer!

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      Even the cheap purple one works way better than that.

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    Perfect

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    I fully expected it to stick a fork in that socket

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Jackson Pollock Bot, away!

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    that was a great laugh, thank you.

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