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MinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

Another reason why I don't go to the movies

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Another reason why I don't go to the movies

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MinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 10 months ago
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    10 months ago

    I decided to take my girlfriend out to see Deadpool and Wolverine over the weekend. After tickets and snacks it cost $70! No wonder people don’t want to go to the movies anymore.

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      For $30 more you could have gotten a very happy ending at the massage parlor.

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        Why would he underpay his girlfriend though?

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          So that money stay in the family and don’t go to the government with taxes.

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      I’d pay 100 dollars to not watch a movie with strangers

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