Why aren’t baby wipers our default?

      • TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Naw buddy it’s like an attachment onto your existing toilet. You can even get one with hot water for just a lil more if your toilet is close enough to the hot water inlet to the sink.

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          5 months ago

          Some even do instant hot water without needing to be connected to the hot water line!

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            You really need to investigate what people are telling you before you tell them they are wrong.

            Mine goes under the toilet seat (space that’s already being used) and connects to the tank by a 1/2" metal hose.

            Took me 10 minutes to install. $35 on Amazon.

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            5 months ago

            To be fair, I honestly don’t know the size of your toilet, but I would be rather surprised if it’s such a nonstandardized size that you couldn’t find a cheap bidet to put on there.

            That said, you seem opposed to the very concept of being able to mount a bidet so I think that’s your biggest barrier to a cleaner anus.

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        5 months ago

        Homie, I have a bathroom that is the literal T from Tetris. I got a bidet installed in mine ezmode.

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        5 months ago

        It just goes on your toilet seat, it doesn’t require much except connecting hoses.