Also sometimes womanly things like makeup will rub off on your body. Which is gay. One time I ended up with sparkles all over my chest. Don’t be like me. Don’t be accidentally gay. Stay away from women.
yeah, especially when they have glitter eyeshadow and such… then you get it all over your body and sometimes it just forms in the shape of a star on your back or something like that, and then there’s no saving you
He basically cut an ad for Pepsi Co yesterday with his before and after fitness journey pics. He openly talks about drinking diet sodas to satisfy the sugar cravings and Diet Mt Dew is one of his favorites
This body brought to you by Diet Mt Dew ™️
I’ve never had diet mt dew but I can guarantee with zero doubt it tastes like shit.
Yeah but he said diet Mountain Dew which has weird vibes.
is it gay to drink diet mountain dew guys?
No, that’s Baja blast zero. Diet mountain dew means you’re into gilfs.
Actually having sex with women is gay because women are womanly by definition and sex is enjoyable so it means you enjoy womanly things
True
Also sometimes womanly things like makeup will rub off on your body. Which is gay. One time I ended up with sparkles all over my chest. Don’t be like me. Don’t be accidentally gay. Stay away from women.
yeah, especially when they have glitter eyeshadow and such… then you get it all over your body and sometimes it just forms in the shape of a star on your back or something like that, and then there’s no saving you
Diet Dew is the Hasan Piker of sodas.
All the classic flavour of a legacy soda, but the zero calories of a utility soda for an active lifestyle.
He basically cut an ad for Pepsi Co yesterday with his before and after fitness journey pics. He openly talks about drinking diet sodas to satisfy the sugar cravings and Diet Mt Dew is one of his favorites
This body brought to you by Diet Mt Dew ™️
I’ve never had diet mt dew but I can guarantee with zero doubt it tastes like shit.
I preferred diet to sugary when it was in Poland