• Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    This is amazing, omg 😲 why didn’t we see this before! Egyptians had electricity and only this guy found it…

    /s (in case…)

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      3 months ago

      Have you not seen those big teslacoil defence tower–monolith things? How did you think those were powered?

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        3 months ago

        Sacrifices? God’s will? Oh no, sorry aliens… it was aliens 👽

        I’m no Egyptologist, but I think I saw on the interwebs someone had proof it was aliens, they just can’t share the proof right now…

        /s (again)

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          3 months ago

          Yes, definitely aliens, because no way did those Brown people ever come up with how to build such complex structures. Nope. Definitely aliens. White aliens at that. Probably from the Anglo Saxon galaxy.

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          3 months ago

          Alien sacrifices for favourable gods will, yes, that is correct.
          And yes, it was (mostly) aliens bcs if higher copper concentration in their blood.

          How could anyone believe Egyptians had electricity by wire, that doesn’t make any sense.

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      3 months ago

      If you use an emoji here, it’s assumed you’re being sarcastic and pretending to be one of them