Figures he’s a bean thief.

I vote for Joe Beanis. He will save is from the anti-bean rhetoric of the right wing.

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I’d show him what I do with the beanis! I’d let a gnarly one rip and he’d drop my beanis and run away chased by the haunting smell of my beanis exhaust.

I simply vote blue no matter who, knowing that my centrist protectors will eventually codify a law thereby protecting me.

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