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jackmarxist [any]@hexbear.net to technology@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Crowdstrike fucks up half of the IT Sector and beyond

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Crowdstrike fucks up half of the IT Sector and beyond

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https://www.reddit.com/r/crowdstrike/comments/1e6vmkf/bsod_error_in_latest_crowdstrike_update/

Link to the Tech Alrt from crowdstrike’s support form: https://supportportal.crowdstrike.com/s/article/Tech-Alert-Windows-crashes-related-to-Falcon-Sensor-2024-07-19

Someone of Wallstreetbets started shorting their stock yesterday lmao https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1e6ms9z/crowdstrike_is_not_worth_83_billion_dollars/

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    There is no automated solution so every device has to be fixed manually. Plus with Bitlocker it becomes more difficult if the keys are stored on a server that can’t start anymore. It’ll be a pain and will probably last a month or two because of how big the scale is.

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      fuck yes. hell yes dude, i love the market

      Death to America

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      morshupls

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      every device has to be fixed manually

      Depends, if you have a PXE boot setup, then you can use that to fix the machines. But I most people will be out of luck and do the manual route like you said monke-beepboop

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