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Pfft. Uh, stick, obvs.
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It ultimately comes down to durability. The sword is clearly cooler, but it will break one day. The perfect stone is forever.
Personal preference.
Except how long could I really restrain myself from trying to skip the stone off of the nearest body of water?
The perfect stick will be forever in my memories.
I thought I knew. Nobody ruined it. Now I’m a stoner. Where am I.
No …
You take the rock then throw it at the guy who’s holding the stick and then 50/50 chance you either have a kick-ass rock and stick or you get your ass beat with a stick and lose your rock.
Only extreme noobs craft wooden swords. You mine stone asap
Wait where am I what is this place omg
If you take a stick and I take a rock, soon I’ll have both a stick and a rock.
What about paper?
The stick is superior, but the question is which one you take. Take the rock. Use the stick, then leave it in a conspicuous place for the next person to find and enjoy, to maximize the stick value.
Yeah, it’s not even close. Has to be the stick.
Stick.
In a duel between 2 people, if both take the rock, both will be hit by rocks. If 1 person has the stick and the other has the rock, one person has a chance, however small, to deflect the rock and hit the unarmed assailant.
If both take the stick, get a camera.
stick
