Dude. Do you want to stoke the conspiracy theories? Cuz that’s the most obviously transparent excuse you could possibly come up with. YOU WERE ON AN EVEN STEEPER ROOF IN ALL THE PHOTOS.
Here are 10 better excuses not generated by AI, and to prove it’s not AI I gave up after 7
1: We were under staffed
2: Atmospheric distortion due to the excessive heat
Dude. Do you want to stoke the conspiracy theories? Cuz that’s the most obviously transparent excuse you could possibly come up with. YOU WERE ON AN EVEN STEEPER ROOF IN ALL THE PHOTOS.
Here are 10 better excuses not generated by AI, and to prove it’s not AI I gave up after 7
1: We were under staffed
2: Atmospheric distortion due to the excessive heat
3: There was a tree in the way
4: The westerly sun blinded me
5: Localized smog cloud
6: It smells funny there
7: That would put us down wind of the crowd
sun was in my eyes, controller came unplugged, cosmic ray flipped a bit and fucked up my jump
my little brother had the walky talky and wouldn’t call it in my spotter had a madcatz scope
My game lagged it’s not my fault
We all had low blood sugar because we had exhausted our supply of Twinkies at the last campaign stop