nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 10 months agoWe need to settle this debate once and for all.sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square139linkfedilinkarrow-up1361arrow-down111
arrow-up1350arrow-down1imageWe need to settle this debate once and for all.sh.itjust.worksnuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square139linkfedilink
minus-squareFireTower@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up80·10 months agoLast I checked the LDS have actual industrial arms manufacturering capacity.
minus-squarepotatopotato@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·10 months agoThis is the real answer, there are soooo many Mormon gun companies and defense contractors it’s fucking wild.
minus-squaresatanmat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·10 months agoYou must have your years supply of food and ammo just like the prophet told us…
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-210 months agoThe Amish might be more self reliant for the long haul. Keep growing veggies and chickens and you can outlast the Mormons during an insurgency.
minus-squareKamikazeRusher@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 months agoAnd a fair amount of them own an AR-15
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoAnd we all know how well it went the last time a massive industrialized army took on a bunch of peasants on bikes.
minus-squarethesporkeffect@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down4·10 months agoThey also literally run the US government
minus-squarepearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down2·10 months agoNo, that’s evangelicals.
minus-squareharrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·10 months agoLots of Mormons in the Secret Service, FBI, etc. Their jingoistic fervor is highly sought after.
minus-squareskillissuer@discuss.tchncs.deMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·10 months agosome recruiters call this “low-risk behavior”, apparently cult takeover was not one of these risks
minus-squaredditty@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoYeah their adherence to the Mormon faith means they live largely without indulging in vices so they are harder to compromise/extort (allegedly)
minus-squareskillissuer@discuss.tchncs.deMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 months agoyeah they might be harder to compromise with booze but they are already compromised by cult thinking, best deal in history lol
minus-squareskillissuer@discuss.tchncs.deMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 months agoi heard that CIA recruits from mormons
minus-squarenuke@sh.itjust.worksOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·10 months agoThat can’t be real because everyone knows THERE IS NO CIA
minus-squarepsud@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·10 months agoI think it even says that in the CIA fact book, which means it is in fact a fact
minus-squarenuke@sh.itjust.worksOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-210 months agoWait how did you get access to our handbook?
minus-squarepewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 months agowe learned how to print hello world in COBOL
minus-squareskillissuer@discuss.tchncs.deMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoit’s the NSA that doesn’t exist
minus-squarethesporkeffect@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 months agoPoliticians, sure. Not what I was talking about though.
Last I checked the LDS have actual industrial arms manufacturering capacity.
This is the real answer, there are soooo many Mormon gun companies and defense contractors it’s fucking wild.
A not insignificant one at that.
You must have your years supply of food and ammo just like the prophet told us…
The Amish might be more self reliant for the long haul. Keep growing veggies and chickens and you can outlast the Mormons during an insurgency.
And a fair amount of them own an AR-15
And we all know how well it went the last time a massive industrialized army took on a bunch of peasants on bikes.
They also literally run the US government
No, that’s evangelicals.
Lots of Mormons in the Secret Service, FBI, etc. Their jingoistic fervor is highly sought after.
some recruiters call this “low-risk behavior”, apparently cult takeover was not one of these risks
Yeah their adherence to the Mormon faith means they live largely without indulging in vices so they are harder to compromise/extort (allegedly)
yeah they might be harder to compromise with booze but they are already compromised by cult thinking, best deal in history lol
FBI:
i heard that CIA recruits from mormons
That can’t be real because everyone knows
THERE IS NO CIA
I think it even says that in the CIA fact book, which means it is in fact a fact
Wait how did you get access to our handbook?
we learned how to print hello world in COBOL
it’s the NSA that doesn’t exist
Politicians, sure. Not what I was talking about though.