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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

Anon learns that his grandfather dodged being drafted

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Anon learns that his grandfather dodged being drafted

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago
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    War is for pussies

    Real men talk out their problems without violence

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      Sometimes war is brought to your door.

      Recent ones: Gaza. Ukraine.

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        Yeah

        Started by fucking pussies

        Defense isn’t war.

        War masquerading as defense is for fucking pussies

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          Defense can still be war.

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          War is two sides fighting. By and large one side is always on defense. By your strange definition of war, it would only be when two sides simultaneously agree to attack each other because they each decided to conquer the other at the exact same moment.

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            Removed by mod

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        Putin is deepest pussy.

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      Because that worked out so well in this exact case, Neville Chamberlain?

      • 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.dev
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        Hitler was too big of a pussy unfortunately.

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      You turn the corner to see a skinhead beating your dad with a baseball bat. You have a gun. Walk us through your next moves.

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