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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

They aren't fooling around

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • Ocelot@lemmies.world
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    Potatoes never go bad. They just start the process of turning into more potatoes.

    • ██████████@lemmy.world
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      potatoes definitely do rot and the smell is so horrific it can only be the results of failed potato genetics

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        Rotten potatoes smell somewhere between raw sewage and demon anus

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          The green dust is also toxic to breathe in.

          I recently had the pleasure of shoveling a rotting bag of potatoes out of my pantry. Likely the worst smell I have ever witnessed, nothing compares.

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            Try slow cooking rancid beefribs for 3 days susevide then putting a rack in an air fryer to see if it ‘might mask the stench.’ Our neighbors were dry heaving. House smelled worse than a civil war hospital for weeks.

            Also try burning the crap out of mole sauce for like 3 hours.

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              …exactly how stubborn are you about not throwing food out? 😄

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            Rotting onions compare.

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          Some potatoes went bad in my kitchen a few days ago, it smelled like actual human shit. Grim

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            It smells like a partially decomposed corpse. I don’t know what a corpse smells like, but I believe them. It’s awful.

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        Can also be pretty deadly https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/amp/entry/girl-8-orphaned-after-gas-from-rotting-potatoes-killed-her-entire-family_n_7360976/

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        Yea, I have a pretty bad sense of smell and that’s one of the few things I can instantly recognize. Gotta play find the squishy potato when I smell it.

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