flamingos-cant@feddit.ukM to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 1 year agoluv me rover, 'ate me small richardfiles.catbox.moeimagemessage-square95linkfedilinkarrow-up1893arrow-down122cross-posted to: compoface@feddit.uk
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minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year ago Hell, I’ve got a truck because I haul shit a couple of times a week. Try to cover for it all you want, we all know the truck would reject you as a driver if your penis could be seen with the naked eye. That’s how it works, I don’t make the rules.
minus-squareTexasDrunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoMy eye ain’t all that’s naked when I drive it.
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoGood thing you can’t get arrested for indecent exposure since they can’t see it!
minus-squareTexasDrunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoThat’s how I get away with it.
Try to cover for it all you want, we all know the truck would reject you as a driver if your penis could be seen with the naked eye. That’s how it works, I don’t make the rules.
My eye ain’t all that’s naked when I drive it.
Good thing you can’t get arrested for indecent exposure since they can’t see it!
That’s how I get away with it.