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urska@lemmy.ca to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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urska@lemmy.ca to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • mostNONheinous@lemmy.world
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    Some of you need to learn to turn down the power on your microwave and cook your food for longer, it results in a more even temp across the whole plate and won’t dry things out as easily.

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      Simply increase the instructions cook time by the inverse ratio of microwave radiation absorption coefficients for both energy levels!

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        Or put your bowl in another bowl and nuke the fuck out of it.

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      Or use the donut method, arrange your food in a donut on your plate, allowing it to get cooked from more surface area at once

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        Oooorrr…

        Just not put your plate in the centre…

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          What if you have a plate as big as the plate on the microwave

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            Sir, that’s an entire turkey platter, not your dinner plate.

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              They could have a small microwave

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