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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon tests a pilot's reflexes

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Anon tests a pilot's reflexes

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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    1 year ago

    As someone with a commercial pilot friend.

    They are way too well trained to fall for this prank. If they were able to confuse driving and flying like this they should be on sick leave immediately.

    • Kayel@aussie.zone
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      I don’t care that someone lied on the internet, that made me laugh loudly in public

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        I don’t care if you care. I just have a specific insight on this subject and wanted to share.

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          I love you mate, hope you have a good day

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            Dito <3

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      Yeah, my first thought as well was that “pulling up” would be pulling the steering wheel back, which wouldn’t do anything. Certainly wouldn’t swerve the car all the way off the road, you wouldn’t want to jerk a plane left or right in that scenario either.

      So… definitely made up. But still an amusing greentext.

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        Would have been a better joke if they had paddle shifters and accidentally yanked hard on both.

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          deleted by creator

      • SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip
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        Motorcyclists: yanks back on the handlebars and pops a wheelie, “pulling up” the front wheel

        • Damage@feddit.it
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          Uhmmm that doesn’t work

          • SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip
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            It does if you also suddenly give it lots of throttle on a powerful enough motorcycle

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              Or if it’s a lighter class and you shift your center of gravity far enough.

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      Also, yanking back on the yoke as hard as you can when you hear a terrain alert is a pretty surefire way to crash and die anyways. So yeah, fake and potentially gay.

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    have no commercial pilot friend

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      Why, do you have a problem with furries?

      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        That’s Air Force pilots

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    worth it

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    Poor Quagmire, Peter can really be an asshole!

  • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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    >quickly pair my phone to his car’s bluetooth

    And this is how you know it’s a lie.

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