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Andromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼@lemmy.dbzer0.com to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

This is hilarious

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This is hilarious

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Andromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼@lemmy.dbzer0.com to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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    I am also not familiar with train terminology meaning in America. What does it mean?

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      “To run a train on someone” means you and a lot of your friends have sex with them, one after another.

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        You have to open with “Chugga Chugga Choo Choo, we’re all gonna run a train on you!” Or it’s just a plain ole gangbang.

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          From the Orgy region of France

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          Also a gangbang is many to many, while a train is many to one.

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            No, you’re thinking of an orgy. Trains and gangbangs are both many-to-one, with the difference between them being that the former is sequential while the latter is simultaneous.

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              This guy (actually) fucks

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                When a gang member asks if you bang, now you know what they mean

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                This is more porn knowledge. Most people don’t actually experience gangbangs or orgies in their lives. Maybe if someone is into the whole swinger culture.

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        Linux shouldn’t let itself be slutshamed. Linux should proud of what a good little slut it is.

        Also seeing the Nitter theme like a year after its death hits hard.

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          We still have other nitter intances like nitter.poast.net at least.

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            That’s exactly what I used. You can change the theme in the settings. I hate their default green theme, so I changed it to the standard Nitter theme.

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        “You know when you run many commands in the terminal with &&? Like that but with penises.”

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          This comment combines two of life’s experiences that are usually seperate.

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            unzip && strip && touch && finger && grep && mount && fsck && more && yes && fsck && fsck && umount && clean && sleep

            Edit: and yes, this joke is older than the gods as evidenced by the presence of finger, and I’m not sure clean is a thing in modern UN*X distros. Not in FreeBSD at any rate

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              I can’t read fsck as anything other than “fs check”

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                nahh, you’re lying, and you know that

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                It sounds like fisk in my head.

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                It sounds like fisk in my head.

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              All while one of the users has gimp in their session

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          So it stops once someone doesn’t finish?

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            Well in a way yes. It’s a blocking interface.

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            Look, some of us take our time, and so others think the process has stalled, but it will complete eventually. Just take a number and you will be summoned in the order you arrived.

            And will someone hose the party favor down? And how do you even get that on the ceiling?! Joey TAKE THE HOSE OUT OF YOUR ASS!

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        American here, never once heard this phrase used. Seems kind of dumb to have it, like it doesn’t even save time describing the situation and if you’re already talking about this then you’re past the point of worrying about vulgar language.

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      Getting (CONSENTUALLY) gangbanged by A LOT of guys, like enough that it starts to involve logistics planning to accommodate that many people being in a single space at one time.

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        You guys have a word for this??? We have words like Weltschmerz or Schadenfreude but having a word for this is wild

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          Less a formalized word and more a turn of phrase

          We have a lot of them for sex related stuff due to a looooooong history of how the culture around what’s considered vulgar has developed

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          Oh we got a word for schadenfreude, it’s called electoral politics here.

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            I guess that’s the new zeitgeist now

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              Rather the Gestalt of society

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              Zeitgeist is also a great outdoors bar in San Francisco.

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                That looks like a vegan bar/burger joint/ pizza place in San Diego

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          The German term for this is
          ALARRM!
          https://youtube.com/watch?v=p64PeG5O2mo&pp=ygUFYWxhcm0%3D

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            ALAARRRMM!!!

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              Warum liegt da Strohrum?

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          The latest German word that I particularly appreciate is backpfeifengesicht.

          Google translates it to: a face in need of a fist.

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        This is called “running a train on her”

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        Traditionally, the trainee’s husband makes sure everyone is comfortable and hydrated.

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      I was not familiar and I’m American. Guess they’ll have to exile me somewhere…

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        It’s more English (language) than American (region).

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          Definitely not an English thing in England, no train here has ever left anyone feeling satisfied

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            Is the problem all the spotted dick pudding?

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              If you find that you’ve spotted a dick on the train either politely look the other way or report them to the British Transport Police

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          I also speak English, and now I’m extra exiled and will have to go to some country that I don’t speak the language.

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      A trolley problem probably.

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        Bitches love ethical abstraction

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      nice, thanks to you I have now educated myself: http://run-a-train.urbanup.com/77653

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