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vatniksplatnik@lemm.ee to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

In case you ever wondered the M1 is safe to operate in a school zone

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In case you ever wondered the M1 is safe to operate in a school zone

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vatniksplatnik@lemm.ee to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Not totally true because my sierra 2500 has cameras in the front, shows you what’s immediately ahead if you’re going less than 15 mph or so. Beeps like crazy and vibrates your asshole if there’s something in front.

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      vibrates your asshole if there’s something in front.

      Rush hour traffic must get interesting

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        Fucking sold, goin to the nearest Sierra dealership rn

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      Is that why big trucks tailgate me? They just want their asshole tickled?

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        They want you to get your dumbass out of the passing lane.

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          Drives slower

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            Neat. You just caused a major traffic jam that’ll back up for miles. Very social. Very responsible.

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            Go fuck yourself

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      The fact that this needs to exist is absolutely ridiculous

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      …vibrates your asshole…

      There is SO much to unpack in just three words! Omg 🤣

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        one with the stickshift copypasta intensifies

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      Yeah but presumably the parent in the M1 has a spouse operating a surveillance drone to provide real time fire child correction?

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        Typically they don’t operate without infantry support, so they’d likely be in radio contact with forward observers. But yes, in some circumstances it could be a reconnaissance UAV.

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          Thank you this kind of comment is why I come here.

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