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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

Mistakes were made

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Mistakes were made

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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    “FEVER 102,WHEEZING, IRRITABLE” uses them.

    It might probably be “unabe to eat diarrhea” on purpouse

    • Aremel@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, someone’s just having a bit of fun.

      Unless there are multiple people registering patients, and one of them doesn’t use punctuation.

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      It seems very likely that this drop-down menu was not populated by one person, or perhaps was even populated by multiple databases written by very different people with highly disparate levels of grammar knowledge - maybe even different first languages.

      Or someone thought it was funny, like you said. I’m not here to judge.

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      The only cure for “unable to eat diarrhea” is to put the patient into an induced comma.

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    I hate forgetfulness headaches

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    Skill issue.

    • Zombiepirate@lemmy.world
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      Exactly.

      Everyone knows you drink it.

      • ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world
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        Until you freeze it… Diarrhea ice cream!

        • rotopenguin@infosec.pub
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          Frosty Diarry Dessert®️

    • hydrospanner@lemmy.world
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      Explains the irritability.

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    Unnecessary, commas are annoying.

  • Coreidan@lemmy.world
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    Comma for what? I also am unable to eat diarrhea

  • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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    Ah the old helping your uncle jack off a horse or helping your uncle, jack, off a horse.

    • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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      Why not both?

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    The database is running on an IBM made in 1954. Commas literally weren’t invented yet.

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    I forgot I had a headache

  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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    Wait, do you guys not add that to your character sheets?

  • fl42v@lemmy.ml
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    They’re not wrong, tho

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    Wow ICD-10 really has a code for everything

  • Frank Ring@lemmy.world
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    INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR.

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    [Rm]

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