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PugJesus@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

If you name a wheeled vehicle you're immediately executed

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If you name a wheeled vehicle you're immediately executed

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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    I knew all that time spent playing World of Tanks would pay off some day.

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      Too bad most of those are prototypes, unless these count as well

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    Septic tank. Fish tank. Stocks tanking. Tanks for the memories…

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      Tank you for träwelling viz Deutsche Bahn…

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        There is no more tank friendly bahn in Deutschland than the autobahn!

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      What about tank tank and tank top

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        Good, good.

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    T-1,T-2,T-3,…,T-97,T-98,T-99. Some will hit

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      M1, M1, M1, M1, M1, M1.

      Did I get one?

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    What happens if I say M-1?

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      An M1 is picked at random. Luckily, since helmets, bayonets, and small arms are only rarely wheeled, you’re probably in the clear.

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        “Your chances of being assigned an M1 helmet with wheels are low but not zero.”

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    M1, Tiger, t-82,…wait, I think that might be a calculator.

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      I am fairly sure a tiger is a big cat.

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        You mean a Tigger?

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          The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is that Tiggers are wonderful tanks.

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            Though they’re poor against small arms fire

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        A big cat is just a very advanced calculator

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    Water, Oil, Gas, Liquid Nitrogen

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      no maple syrup or whiskey tanks? Mods, obliterate this user

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    A Toyota Hilux that’s up on cinder blocks because the wheels have all been removed.

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      It would still drive.

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        Based Hilux

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    Would a Monowheel be considered a “wheeled vehicle” since it’s not a vehicle with wheels, but rather a wheel that is a vehicle?

    A vehicled wheel, if you will.

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    • George
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    • Agetha
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    …what do you mean, that’s not what you mean? It’s what you said!

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    Tank Abbott

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      Unit is not wheeled, you pass

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        I totally thought it was gonna be Greg Abbott but with tank treads instead of a wheelchair

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          Please bring this beautiful thought to life

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            I should have just used AI lol

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              No, I love it

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          Behold my cursed creation

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            The governor so based, he’s making surrounding states more based by osmosis.

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    Tanktop & Tankbottom

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    …tracks still have wheels within…

    • Veritech Hovertank
    • Covenant Wraith
    • Stellar 7 Raven
    • Hoppity-Hop Howitzer
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      Hurray for the rural tank.

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    Real tankies can only name Soviet and Chinese tanks.

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    M10 Booker

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