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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

Wormholes

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  • CluckN@lemmy.world
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    They need to explain their wormhole by getting a piece of paper and stabbing a pencil through it.

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      As long as they remember to fold the paper first. Otherwise they have to start over from the beginning.

    • Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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      A pop rivet is a better example

    • No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de
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      Best case scenario, they rip the piece out of a students textbook, which probably cost 200 $, without asking them first (thor love and thunder)

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    TBH that is the correct approach. Imagine if they tried to undo the poodle wormhole that they don’t even understand and instead created a negative wormhole with Antimatter Poodles.

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      At least they’d have a new, renewable energy source

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        Wouldnt the Earth be destroyed before the energy is used?

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          At least they’d have a new, renewable energy source and reduced energy consumption.

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    I see nothing wrong in an infinite amount of poodles.

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      Poodles are easily some of the worst dogs to care for and they’re known for being aggressive.

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        Do you have any evidence to back up that claim?

        I might be biased but I have a poodle and he is absolutely the best, and not aggressive at all, in fact he’s more or less bemused when other dogs feel the need to bark at him.

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          Dogs that attract shitty owners all “tend to be aggressive.”

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      Personally, that’d be nightmarish. But to each their own infinitesimal bliss,I guess.

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    The Poodles of Tindalos.

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      Tindoodles.

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