You don’t understand, ma’am - I NEED those headpets!! I deserve it! But that also doesn’t mean I’m unwilling to debase myself by draping myself all over you, headbutting you, making dumb little gay sounds, so on. And I’ll make autistic little “mya” sounds when I get the headpets!! I’ll be very satisfied and luxuriating in the head attention! It might put me to sleep, and I’ll be in bliss, that shit’s just like pure dopamine to me. Might end up becoming scritches or cuddles as well, I will lay across your lap or be little spoon. I’ll be gay and affectionate, a complete lesbian simp. I desire and require headpets, miss, surely you understand.