oleorun@real.lemmy.fanM to Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'@real.lemmy.fanEnglish · 1 year agoIndiana judge rules tacos, burritos are sandwicheswww.wishtv.comexternal-linkmessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down11file-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
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minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoDoctrine radical, structure neutral. “A sandwich is any food in contact with any bread product”
minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 year agoAlso worth noting that under this rationale: Cannibals see people as food You are a people, and therefore food (terms and conditions apply) When you eat bread, it is in contact with you When you eat a sandwich, you become a sandwich
minus-squareAkasazh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoYour username doesn’t really check out, it should be conditional sandwich
minus-squareFermion@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoSo a salad served with croutons is a sandwhich?
minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoYes, and so is a clam chowder bread bowl
minus-squareChuymatt@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoGawd, that sounds good right now…
minus-squareDoYouNot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoIs a loaf of bread a bread sandwich then?
minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoStructure radical, doctrine neutral: a sandwich is, at a minimum, bread. E.g. A baguette is a sandwich
minus-squareStepos Venzny@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoSo my can of breadcrumbs is full of sandwiches.
minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-21 year agoThe judge didn’t stutter. According to Indiana, yes.
Doctrine radical, structure neutral. “A sandwich is any food in contact with any bread product”
Also worth noting that under this rationale:
Your username doesn’t really check out, it should be conditional sandwich
Is cereal a bowl of milk sandwiches?
Yes, next question
So a salad served with croutons is a sandwhich?
Yes, and so is a clam chowder bread bowl
Gawd, that sounds good right now…
Is a loaf of bread a bread sandwich then?
Structure radical, doctrine neutral: a sandwich is, at a minimum, bread.
E.g. A baguette is a sandwich
So my can of breadcrumbs is full of sandwiches.
The judge didn’t stutter. According to Indiana, yes.