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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

At least twice a week

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At least twice a week

sh.itjust.works

RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    The Yu-Gi-Oh card in question:

  • bitwaba@lemmy.world
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    “Excellent point officer. Can I interest you in some crack?”

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    My high school chemistry teacher once missed class because he got pulled over with some kind of reagent for a demonstration in a ziploc bag…

    They arrested him, took him and his bag to the station, tested it and what do you know, not cocaine.

    He was pretty pissed.

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      Your chemistry teacher is not in danger, he is the danger.

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        That guy actually was the danger.

        He would ignite and throw flash paper at napping students, literally waking them with a fireball bursting a foot from their face.

        He once told us about how he had a bullet wound from that one time he was on a fishing crew somewhere near Indonesia and got shot at (and returned fire) by a rival fishing ship.

        Oh, and he regularly carried a whip, and would use it to turn on and off the main room lights when he was bored, by whip cracking the switch from 12 ft away.

        • molave@reddthat.com
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          I gonna say his name…

          He’s Heisenberg

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    This is why you should carry around a Get Out of Jail Free card from Monopoly.

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    ACAB

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      ACAB F12

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      Oh my, how very original and thought provoking.

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        Fuck pigs

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          Oh, terribly adventurous today, aren’t we?

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    IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL!

  • CH3DD4R_G0B-L1N@sh.itjust.works
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    I think the joke works a bit better if you swap the reveal order.

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    We’re just doing pro cop memes now? How bout no

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    deleted by creator

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    like the cops would know about yu gi oh

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      If a child was 6 when Yu-Gi-Oh came out (1996), they’re now 28 and may have been on duty for 10 years.

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    Reminds me of this guy:

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