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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    considering the dog’s iq is about the same as the child, they are both pets

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      I disagree. My dogs are smarter than my kids. 😝

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        Hate to be the one who breaks it to you but have you ever considered that your kids might be stupid?

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          Absolutely, doesn’t change the fact though, does it?

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          Maybe the dog is smart? 😆

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            Or all of the above 🤣

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              In that case… Are you a spy and is your wife unusually strong?

              If so, I wish your kid luck earning those Stella.

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                I am not a spy. Or am I?

                My wife is as strong as every wife out there and I’m still stupid enough to try to go against her will every now and then. That’s why men die younger on average 🤣

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            “Spike!”

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          damn 💀

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        Skill issue

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          Among other things.

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      Also kids are more like parasites than pets

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        That’s some strong talk from someone who had to learn object permanence.

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          You’d think that having a quicker than normal kid would be easier to raise, but no. I was walking and talking at 10 months, reading at 21 months, and in Montessori school by the age of 2. I was also probably the worst kid my parents raised.

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            learning to say no at such an early age must have been actual torture for your parents

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              No!

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            username checks out D:

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        Just cause your mum said that about you, doesn’t mean it’s true of all kids

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          My mom never said that. I did find it written in some of her notes though.

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