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heartpatcher@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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when you realize 💀💀💀

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heartpatcher@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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    OP, we need an explanation. What did you think of when posting this?

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      Not the OP, but doesn’t the carriage turn back into a pumpkin at midnight? And if she was still inside… well, have you seen that episode of Invincible where one of the heroes tries to Ant-Man explode a villain, but he’s too tough? 🤢

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        Ya, but have You seen The Boys? Similar situation, ends differently. Also starts very differently.

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          Every episode of every season, and Gen V too! Brilliant shows. Karl Urban’s best role yet, no question, and I love the dude that plays Hughie 😁

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        Yes I have! Great animation… And yeah that would be… unfortunate

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      Doomsday clock…

      Basicly scientists from around the world take into account the enviroment, wars, nuclear armaments, and world politics crunch some numbers and guesstimate how close we are to end of the world at any given moment.

      So as of right now at any given moment we are potentially 90 seconds away from us obliterating ourself ( doesn’t always have to be nukes, could be an environmental catastrophe)

      Listen to Iron Maiden’s “2 Minutes to Midnight” to get an idea

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        It’s nukes. An environmental catastrophe doesn’t happen at those timescales :D

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          The doomsday clock is symbolic with the minutes (or seconds) to midnight symbolizing how close we are to doomsday. Traditionally, that has meant nuclear war, but I believe more recently, they’ve factored in climate change

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            Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, but my understanding is basically an attempt at accounting for all civilization-collapsing-level catastrophic events. Maybe not global, but massive-scale.

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          From the site itself

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      Tap for spoiler

      Shitpost

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        Tap for shit

        Spoilerpost

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    ?

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      Doomsday clock? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_Clock

      That’s my only guess.

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      Yeah, if you figure it out please let me know. But maybe that’s the point? Nothing to figure out 🤔

      That would definitely fit with the shitpost theme

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            ?

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    My guess is it’s going to turn back into a pumpkin with her inside.

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      But then so what? It’s not like a pumpkin is invincible, she’d just be sitting there covered in pumpkin pieces, surrounded by animals, in some raggity ass dress. Not great if she is still near the castle, but not exactly the horror that the post implies.

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    She gets in and gets crushed. I’ll be in my bunk.

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    quality shitpost, ty OP

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    Dont ask what happened to tea cups in bueaty and the beast

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      • gregorum@lemm.ee
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        I don’t know. It made sense when I wrote it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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