![[FAKE] My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2b63fa57-717e-4c98-a873-3b520665cdb0.jpeg){kind=link}
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17911181
It’s not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he’d shag a settee. That he’d bone a book stand. That he’s creamied on the credenza.
Don’t trust them. My beautiful boy JD, he’d never do it! He’s chaste with the chaises. He’s never loved a loveseat.
My VP would never fuck furniture.
The funniest thing to me is that they think we actually believe it to be true. These memes are hilarious because he just feels like a couch fucker. Regardless of whether or not he has fucked a couch he definitely gives off the vibe.