It’s not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he’d shag a settee. That he’d bone a book stand. That he’s creamied on the credenza.

Don’t trust them. My beautiful boy JD, he’d never do it! He’s chaste with the chaises. He’s never loved a loveseat.

My VP would never fuck furniture.

  • Kairos
    10•1 month ago

    Is this a real image? Please tell me it’s a real thing the campaign released this is fucking halarious.

    Edit: aww satire :(