• and suck your own dick.

      Not to toot my own horn…But I can actually do that to myself. I discovered that talent of mine after I fell off my bike one time.

        • I kinda tumbled down a hill

          This one street in the town I grew up in had one side exposed to a steep down incline. A big garbage truck speed past me while I was in the bike lane and the gust of wind created by it put me off balance for a moment