• mar_k [he/him]
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    263 months ago

    better yet, take one pill every few minutes or so you fuck them over on and off for much longer. a 15 second outage probably takes a lot of systems serious recovery time and causes data loss

    better yet cut each pill into 7 or 8 pieces so you have 750 pills that shut it down for 2 seconds. take one every few minutes a couple dozen times a day for the next month until amazon goes bankrupt and many lines go down

    • TheDoctor [they/them]
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      93 months ago

      AWS is widespread enough that this would likely kill people. Medical solutions having AWS infra alone could do it.

      • mar_k [he/him]
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        123 months ago

        warn them. before taking your first pill, fly to russia and post a manifesto somewhere, saying you will shut down x major server at x time on x day, and then another server, and then another, until AWS continually as your ultimate goal. when all your threats come true, industries will take you seriously and be mostly prepared. you’ll be like communist light yagami

        • alexandra_kollontai [she/her]
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          53 months ago

          So your doctor writes you a prescription. How do you want the prescription to get to the pharmacy?

          • Carry it with you in person (excludes telehealth)
          • Fax (many pharmacies use this)
          • Internet (pharmacies are generally moving to this)

          Choose one