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minus-square@ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish2•4 months ago Hell, I’ve got a truck because I haul shit a couple of times a week. Try to cover for it all you want, we all know the truck would reject you as a driver if your penis could be seen with the naked eye. That’s how it works, I don’t make the rules.
minus-square@TexasDrunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•4 months agoMy eye ain’t all that’s naked when I drive it.
minus-square@ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish2•4 months agoGood thing you can’t get arrested for indecent exposure since they can’t see it!
Try to cover for it all you want, we all know the truck would reject you as a driver if your penis could be seen with the naked eye. That’s how it works, I don’t make the rules.
My eye ain’t all that’s naked when I drive it.
Good thing you can’t get arrested for indecent exposure since they can’t see it!
That’s how I get away with it.