• @hperrin@lemmy.world
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    454 months ago

    The article photo looks like these three women have slowed down to get a good look at me as I struggle to keep my food away from three hungry raccoons in my underwear (me in my underwear, not the raccoons) on my front lawn next to a bouncy castle the raccoons have all but taken over at this point.

    • @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net
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      114 months ago

      Honestly at that point how much can you guarantee that none of those raccoons has been inside your underwear, at least partially with a claw or something?

      At the rate things are going they probably will take your underwear as well.

    • @midimalist@lemdro.id
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      64 months ago

      I can see it, in slow-mo, the girl on the back would take out her phone and started recording; The car windows slowly rolled up.