• @FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee
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    641 month ago

    Jokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope.

    From your most photogenic swimmer.

    • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      111 month ago

      Even in the old school way, this postcard is incorrect. The winner is rarely the fastest swimmer, as several sperm arrive at the egg before a single one is allowed inside.

      • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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        61 month ago

        Yeah, the egg decides who gets let in. “Happy Father’s Day from your most attractive (to Mom’s egg) swimmer”