https://xkcd.com/2910

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You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!

  • @mildbeard
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    11 month ago

    Wait, is he implying that Gordon Lightfoot is not an awesome songwriter?