gmtom@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agoThe second matchup of the tournamentlemmy.worldimagemessage-square152fedilinkarrow-up1602arrow-down148
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minus-squareFiniteBanjolinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·7 months agoFor real, but Grizzlies are the second worst outcome you could end up with in the bear category.
minus-squarePelicanen@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoIf you encounter a black bear, make yourself big and threatening. If attacked, fight back. If you encounter a brown bear, stay facing it but avoid eye contact and back away slowly. If attacked, play dead. If you encounter a polar bear, pray for a quick death.
For real, but Grizzlies are the second worst outcome you could end up with in the bear category.
With the first one being ice bears?
If you encounter a black bear, make yourself big and threatening. If attacked, fight back.
If you encounter a brown bear, stay facing it but avoid eye contact and back away slowly. If attacked, play dead.
If you encounter a polar bear, pray for a quick death.