• pachrist
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    152 months ago

    Yeah, but Jimmy Carr’s greatest achievement is beating Father Time by transforming himself into a plastic vampire. Jerry Seinfeld’s greatest achievement is making a movie where a bumblebee cucks Kronk.

    I love Kronk, but immortality > bee sex.

    • @S_204@lemm.ee
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      02 months ago

      Jerry’s greatest achievement is his billion dollar bank account…

      • pachrist
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        22 months ago

        Nah, that came from the TV show Seinfeld, which is arguably Larry David’s greatest achievement.

        • @S_204@lemm.ee
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          -12 months ago

          Who’s bank account is it in LoL? Cuz at the end of the day, dude’s got a billion dollars and that’s a helluva accomplishment by anyone’s standards.